Merry Christmas everybody!!!
Yeah. Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Happy Kwanza! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Great day today! Got to sleep in! My mom's making cookies! My dad got a letter of appreciation from Mary Landrieu! My fish are dead! Fu Fu died this morning! Great, great day! Let's all have some fucking fun and forget about all the problems in life! Let's wrap presents and pretend that tomorrow, everything will be better than it was the day before yesterday! Let's look forward to gourging ourselves on candies and meats and cheeses and have a grand ol' time at a magnificent party that we don't really want to be at! Let's get to it, people! Christmas only comes once a year! Yes, please ignore the fact that the fish I bought had some sort of disease that wiped out not only the new Pleco, but also my Beta. That fish tank will be bleached by this afternoon, before the party starts. And, if you step on any sticky spots on the floor, please ignore that as well. My cat just bled profusely from it's rectum this morning and we may have missed a few spots (that I stepped in). Oh, and the stains on the curtains? Don't touch that. It's more blood! And please don't let your children near the Christmas tree, it's where our cat went to die this morning. But, please, leave all your cares behind and come have some more punch! Don't use that glass, I had to get the dead fish out of the tank somehow without dripping more dead-creature juice on the floor.
Yeah.
Merry fucking Christmas.







*hugs you tightly* Yeah, I know just what you mean. Last night Niru announced that she didn't want to be friends with me anymore after Alyson contacted her on Sunday.
This whole year has just been absolute shit. I can't wait for 2009. >_<
Let me know if you need anything. You know where to find me. *hugs you again*